1. Is your teacher a male or a female?
a. Male [for the later questions, only choose options (a) & (b)]
b. Female [for the later questions, only choose options (c) & (d)]
2. Describe his or her built.
for him
a. Big and Muscular
b. Big and Scary
for her
c. Normal and petite
d. Obese and Big.
3. What does he or she usually wear?
for him
a. Really really tight shirt and pants.
b. err...
for her
c. A black leather jacket, without fail everyday.
d. Really Glam things eg. beaded necklaces, bracelets etc
4. What's his or her age?
for him
a. 30-40
b. Looks old in size, but young in nature.
for her
c. 50++
d. she always says age is a womens' secret.
5. Favourite kind of punishment?
for him
a. A game of dodgeball.
b. Dipping hands in Lava
for her
c. Public Caning, she always seems to bring a cane along.
d. Taking care of a vicious Chihuahua.
6. What subject does he or she teaches?
for him
a. Gym/ Physical Education aka PE
b. Science (but he is very clumsy, always.)
for her
c. Mathematics
d. No idea, she just lounges around in school. Never seen her in classes before.
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Mostly As: Laistrygonians, aka Canadians. They are famous for punishing pupils with dodgeball games in school. They treat Gym/PE lessons as a chance to toture the poor
students.
How to defend yourself
If you really wish to avoid them, the only way is to fight back like a half-blood. Running away will only make Gym/PE lessons hell for other mortal students. But if you think you're too weak, train at Camp Half-Blood first. Return when ready.
Mostly Bs: Cyclops. Cyclops are menacing in nature(except for Tyson) and very clumsy. The
reason they are teaching Science is because they expect to blow the whole school up during experiments(especially chemistry) due to their clumsiness.
How to defend yourself
It is pretty hard for a young half-blood to fight a cyclops, running away is not a good option as the other mortal students will be in grave danger. Try this: The best defence is a good offence. Bring along Ambrosia and Nectar, along with first aid kits, medicine and masks.
Mostly Cs: Fury, aka the Kindly ones. The canes that always "seems" to be with them is actually a whip, their weapon. The leather jacket is actually their black leathery wings.
How to defend yourself
To defend yourself, make sure you're armed with at least one weapon (a sword of celestial bronze would be perfect). Next, when the fury is not aware, entangle her in her own whip, followed by a slash of your sword, and see it dissolve.
Mostly Ds: Echidna and her Chimera. When she asks you to look after her chihuahua (which is
actually a Chimera), she would be hoping that the Chimera bites you and poisons you to death.
How to defend yourself
Since even Percy Jackson can't kill Echidna, don't even think about it. Always get Ambrosia and Nectar ready when she asks you to take care of her Chihuahua. Try to avoid getting into trouble and walking pass her. If you really have to walk pass her, always have a group or 3 friends with you (just in case 1 gets killed, you have backup). She will try to get you into detention. By then, complain to the principal with witnesses to prove you innocent. Finally, see her get sacked. If she dosen't, just remember the tips above. Oh, and always get a weapon ready.
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